Favorite Quotes

Bartok: And here we go again.

Rasputan: What was that?

Bartok: Nothing sir. Just saying how I wished I could do the job myself sir. I'd give her a hah! And a HYAH! ... And I'd kick her sir.

((I love that movie!))

yay! no-anime quotes!


Family Guy
Brian: Meka leka high. Leka, leka, God I hate you so much.


YGO the Abridged Series
Yami: Oooh, I'm Seto Kaiba and I sound like Brock from Pok?mon! Screw the rules I'm in love with nurse Joy!


FMA
Edward: I'm not short, I just live in a tall world dammit!
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Alphonse: I am the wormy arm... Wait! No, no, that's not... I am the cursed demon armor!

From my "Gender Bender" DGM fic...
Reever: Erm... Allen, let's just say you're pretty as a princess right now.
(Hee hee... Allen makes a pretty girl)

OHSHC (Dub!)

Hunny: Uki....
Haruhi: Doki....
Tamaki: OTAKU!!!
Hikaru: OTAKU?!?!?!
Mori: ....?.....
Kaoru: I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE!!!!


XDXDXD best line in that dub so far, i swear....

*Cracks open his magical Quote Book*

Spongebob Square-Pants : Lost Episode

Farmer Jenkins: I KNEW nothing good would come from City folk and their flying machines. NOW GET!
Patrick: We better do what he says. He knows how to grow food!

Many quotes from YGOA

Seto: Shut up Mokeba! Daddy's talking!

Yugi: Grandpa, Is your hearing aid switched on?
Grandpa: Hold on, I think my hearing aid is switched on!

Commerical Announcement : "Activating Swords of Revealing Lights so that your opponent is unable to attack your life points directly and leaving his monsters wide open for a frontal assault, Priceless!

Gaming Robot: "After analyzing the Duel Monsters Rulebook, I concluded that no card game could be so unnecessarily complicated...So I wiped the rules from my memory!"

Convo between me and a friend about Sailor Moon

Me: You know, when you think about it, Darien / Tuxedo Mask is so useless! He's either sick, too injured, or blah blah blah when it comes time to face the main "Villain"
Friend: I KNOW! What else is he useful for? Standing there and looking hot?
Me: You CAN'T forget his precious Rose Throwing talents.

>.< Cracks me up causes it's pretty true.

During the football game...

Me: What the?! Shim, how did you get there?
Shim: It's 'cause I'm the Earl.

Some video from the old days my speech teacher had us watch when we were done with stuff:

"Phil doesn't want to be like Mr. Bundle."

XDXD it was funny............

this is from me and kairi's skit:

hanyou: do you come here a lot?

kairi: every so often. You?

hanyou: Not so much anymore. Well, not as much as I used to, before my nervous breakdown.

so many funny quotes from that thing... it would be impossible to put them all up here, though if I could, I would.

My one friend and I are a little nuts. We wrote this one fic with a stupid joke in it and decided to quote it on Halloween because she was Bo Peep and I was her sheep.

Me: So, are you happy yet?
Shim: What if I say no?
Me: Then I'll have to work harder to make my master happy!
My other friend: Mates! Stop cracking stupid inside jokes! We need to get more rum!

Bet ya can't guess what my other friend was.

Drummond: What do you think?

Brady: I do not think about... things that.... I do not think about!

Drummond: ... Do you ever think about things that you do think about?

((This is from the play I'm in. I love that line! ))

((XD yeah, that was pretty funny.))

Alright, my mom often says weird things that don't make sense, or she gets words mixed up. This happened about a month ago when the five of us (there's five in my family) went out to eat (On Tap to be exact! =3)

My mom: *digging through her purse* "Ugh...If I don't find a penny, I'm just gonna spit!"

*Note that she said this in an angered tone

My sister & I started cracking up and continuoulsly repeated the line. Why was it so funny? We don't really know....

We were reading Beowulf, and my English Teacher said something that made us all laugh hysterically...

Teacher: Oh no! Bad things are happening! Hurry! Get out the rock collection!

She was picking on something in Beowulf, so you guys might not get it...

3rd Rock from the Sun - Thanksgiving Day Episode

Mary: Harry, you should see the beautiful turkey Sally has in the kitchen.
Harry: Oh, there's a turkey here. *gets up from seat*
Dick: *runs out of his seat towards the kitchen* It's enormous!
Harry: I wanna see it--*enters kitchen and sees turkey* --AHHHH!!! You murdered it! AHHHHHH!!!
Dick: *grabs ahold of Harry's head and rests it against his chest*


XDXDXD i can't tell you how much i love that show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOLNHvjkZbA <--scene is at 1:36

Host Club Manga Quote

Mori : "How can I tell Tamaki that sometimes I DO have thoughts about kissing Hunny?"

*Is proud of self* I TOTALLY called him and Hunny as Yaoi.

((i think we all did at times...but i'm not a yaoi fan. meaning i'm against it! =D))

really quick, one of my 5 bosses Roger gave me a theme song whenever i walk into the office...

At Work

Me: *sits at her normal seat, doing whatever*
--phone rings--
Ray (my youngest boss): *answers phone* Information systems, this is Ray.
--blah, blah, blah--
Ray: Anna (me), it's Roger. Pick up the phone over there.
Me: Alright. *picks up phone* Hello?
Roger (on the phone): ANNA BANANA! doo doo doo dee do dee (whatever the hell he says)
Me: IS THAT THE ONLY REASON YOU CALLED?!
Roger: *laughes* Yeah, bye. *hangs up*
Me: >.<
Ray: What did he want?
Me: Just to sing my theme song.... >.<
Ray: XD *laughes loudly and histarically*
Drew (my 2nd youngest boss, who was in the back): Are you serious? XD *also laughes loudly and histarically*


.....it was funny, but kinda like "wtf?"

omg another hilaious quote!

Today in French 2, Period 1
Mlle. Trifon: I WANT MY SANDWICH!
Vince: I want my milk!


...a guy named Vince in Kairi, Plum, and my French 2 class thought our teacher stole his milk, so he stole her sandwich. about 30-40 minutes of the period Mlle. Trifon was chasing Vince around trying to get it back. It ended up on the floor...and she threw it at him. XDXD and wacked him repeatedly with fly swatters. XDXD

Best.

French Class.

Period.

Ever.

Today, in choir

ok, this is really one of those, 'you had to be there' moments, but it was hilarious. So the teners and basses have this rivalry thing that's been going on for the whole year now (teners are high guys and basses are low guys for people who don't know) and we were telling a bunch of music jokes in class, and the basses said something about the teners and one of them stood up, like, I dare you to say that again.

Then my choir teacher (Mr. Ilg) started to play the batman theme song on the piano, which was just perfect for the moment, and the rest of the teners stood up too. Then, perfectly on beat the basses stood up, and the first tener who stood and the first bass who had turned to each other and started to walk towards the other while snapping.

It was a total gang dance fight. I bet you guys are probably like, what??? But it was great... you had to be there.

And since this is the favorite quote thing, here are some jokes my teacher told us in choir:

((for reference, soprano's are girls who sing the highest, alto's are low girls, and teners are high boys and basses are low guys.))

Q: How many alto's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they can't get up that high.

There once was a tener so bad, even the rest of them could hear it.

Q: Santa Claus, and a bass who sings really good are walking down the street. Who do you greet?
A: Santa Claus, there is no such thing as a bass who sings really good.

(((this is a joke my friend made up. needless to say, he's a bass)))

Q: What's the difference between a tener and a bag of crap?
A: A bag of crap can sing.

here's a an actual quote now:

I am most certainly not ambidextrous! I can use one hand as good as the other one!

Hoenheim: Haven't you read Einstein's theories?
Ed: Nobody believes him.

((this won't be word-for-word, but basically))

Twilight!
Edward: You know what, I'm having you over my house.
Bella: Like...with your family.
Edward: Well yeah.
Bella: But...what if they don't like me.
Edward: You're going to a house full of vampires, and you're worried about whether they'll like you or not?


it was too funny. XDXD

(I remember that! That's one of my favorites!)
This is from an original story I'm writing...
Lloyd: ...Ash, what happened to you?
Ash: Your maid took all her frustration out on my hair.
Lloyd: I think you look good with short hair.
Ash: I think you need to get a new maid.

((nice XD))

FMA episode 1(after Ed has unburried Al)
Ed: I don't understand why you keep falling in!
Al: I get full.
Ed: Full of what?! *kicks Al's front side, cover falls off, sand then falls out and burries Ed*
Al: *laughes, then scoots out of the shot, basically*
Ed: *pops out of sand, full of anger, then starts chasing Al* Get back here!
Al: *running away* What are you going to do?
Ed: Nothing!
Al: Then why are you chasing me?
Ed: Stop and you'll find out!
Al: I promise, I won't get burried again!
Ed: Not unless its by me!
Al: Ed!
Ed: Ugh!


XD i crack up every time i hear and/or see that. XDXD

*nods* Favorite line.

My friend, Nate, writes parodies of just about everything we read in school for extra credit. Here's him explaining it.
Nate: Well, the first book's the Bobbessy and then the sequal is Bobbette, which is about his daughter, and now I'm going to write Bobbowolf, which goes between the Bobbessy and Bobbette!
Me: Wait... So you're saying Bob went from dying in Ancient Greece to going to Anglo-Saxon Europe and then back to Ancient Greece?
Nate: Well, no one said it had to make sense.

i'm not sure where it came from but someone made a DGM parody with tyki saying this quote

Tyki: If I were creating a world, I wouldn't mess around with butterflies or dafodills...I would have started with lasers! 8 o'clock! day one!
*boom
...sorry

I'm reading a fanfiction and this struck me as funny.

Kanda: I'm not laughing. I'm choking at your failure.

((XDXDXDXDXD))