Favorite Quotes

name any that you like. any at all. whether it's from an anime, a game, a show, a movie, a book, a manga, real life, ANYTHING! Just be sure to put down who said it and where and such.

YGO Abridged Series:
Kaiba - "Screw the rules, I have money!"

Me (yelling at hanyou who has fallen on the dirty cafeteria floor) - "Get off the ground, you filthy, filthy whore!"
((why did i say it, nobody knows))

FMA:
Alphonse (after his arm falls off.....) - "Oh, this is pefect! Now my arm's fallen off, too! Today is a terrible day!"

awww man i want to reply to this but i don't know where to start

well, just name a few for now.

Vic's Apology to Metrocon - Video 2
Fireman: Alright, give me and the robot now.
Vic: *holds al plushie close to him* He--He's not a robot! He's a suit of armor!"

XD

Jack Sparrow: Where has the rum gone?!

Attack of the TV 2
Blues: Hey, Rock. Why doesn't anything bad happen to YOU?
Rock: I don't know. Maybe you did something to...um....anger God.
Blues: Oh shut up! You sound like a chick anyway.

Aaron Dismuke: Silly Vic!

Avatar: The Last Airbender
Aang: Okay, I think you just need to calm down.
Katara: Calm.....I'M COMPLETELY CALM!!!

Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Knights: Nii
Arther: Who are you?
Knights: We are the knights who say......Nii!
Arther: No! Not the knights who say Nii!
(that entire scene is just great)

Reever: Section Cheif Peck, I would advise you not to look at Lenalee that way
Peck: Why, does she have a lover?
Reever: She has a BROTHER

((haha......nice.))

Cannibal! The Musical
*people look at burnt up guy that people were carrying away.*
Alfred Packer: Who's that?
Random Person looking: That's Lucky Larry. He was struck by lightning last night.
Alfred Packer: Oh gosh, is he going to be okay?
*everyone looks at Alfred like he's an idiot, which he is*

DGM: The Abridged Series

Allen: No! None of that! ...Not now. Maybe later. With Kanda. (Happy fangirls?)

And another one!

Kanda: Well, that was stupid.
Allen: You're stupid!
Kanda: What? Bonkai--I mean--Mugen!

sesshomaru (in the episode where he first meets rin): Where did you get those bruises?
You don't have to tell me if you don't want to.
Rin: *smiles and laughs*
Sesshomaru: What? *somewhat angry* I don't care I'm just curious!

I couldn't stop squealing!

XD

This is actually from the FMA/DGM cross over, but I think this line is priceless...

Timcanpy: *crashes into Ed's head. AGAIN*
Ed: IS MY HEAD A TARGET OR SOMETHING?! Why can't you crash into someone else for once?!

XD i love that on-going gag you pull, sailor. XD

okay, this is something kairi, her hunny plushie, and i do in one of our 5 on-going emails.

Me: "cupcakes are currently in the oven! =3"
Hunny: "Cupcakes... *Gasp* Poor people are so poor that they can't buy a whole cake, and can
only make it in a small cup?! *Logic of Tamaki. Apparently, rich people don't have
cupcakes...* Anna-chan, Brittany-chan *cries* I'm SOOOO SORRY!!!"
Brittany: "Er...Hunny... ...we haven't heard from you in a while... i mean--"
Me: "we can so afford full cakes! infact, my mom just bought herself a half cake......>.<"
Hunny: "On no! They can barely afford a whole cake, and a half of a cake sends them
bankrupt?! *Where did he get that logic?*
Brittany: "Er...can you handle this? I'm texting Steven...thanks"
Me: "uh, sure. hunny, we're not insanely poor! my mom could've gotten a whole cake if she
wanted, but for some odd reason she didn't. so.......yeah...........and no we did not go
bankrupt!"

XD i just love our randomness, well mainly hers......

DGM the abridged series

ep1
Narrator:as i was saying...ok this is where i draw the line i mean c'mon: a clown and a circus skank. this show has nothing to do with clowns!...*picture of Allen's crown clown*...thats it I'm outta here
Allen: no you can't go! what about the restof the show?
Narrator: F(beep) the rest of the show

ep 2
Allen: omg im never hirting my left arm again
Koumi: I wouldn't be too sure about that...*picture of allen without his left arm*

ep 3
Komui: Mission briefing time! You. You. Mission. Go.
Kanda: Aw, s***
Komui: What's the matter? Do you have a problem with going on a mission with Allen *pause* together *pause* all alone in a deserted city *pause* where you can get away with all sorts of miscelanious things?
Kanda: No, it's just.
*caramell dansen vid starts*

OHSHC

Hunny:*evil glare* who got my bunny all dirty?
Infamous OHSHC sign: Just use your imagination for the expression on his face right now
Tamaki, Hikaru, Karou: AHHHHHHHHH! mori-sempi! help us!
Mori: it wanted to drink tea...really badly
Hunny:*cute voice* I see! so thats why he got all dirty. do you think he'll want cake too?
Infamous OHSHC sign: thats all it took?

Sesshomaru: face it Inuyasha, I'm better than you.
Inuyasha: What!? How!!?
Sesshomaru: Well, first of all, I'm smexy, I can carry a boa around everywhere and actually pull it off -I named it Delilah by the way-, I have more fangirls, and my eyes are smexier.
Inuyasha: We have the same eye color!
Sesshomaru: No, mine are golden amber. Yours are more of a piss yellow.

XD my friend Nathan made this up for something we're trying to make... I was laughing so hard!

D.Gray-Man: the abridged series Trailer
Kanda: *eyes Allen* ...Bean Sprout.
Allen: *stands up* F*ck you, Kanda!


XD i just thought that was great!

Father: Is... is he hurting you?
Yuki: No! Bankotsu is the nicest person on gods green earth
Father: *slaps yuki* The earth is not GREEN YUKI!

XD Oh my god... you had to be there. You just had to be there... XD I was laughing so hard...

Husky: I'm a GUY!
(Anytime he says something about his gender, it makes me laugh)

We're watching 'Clue' in Language Arts. So funny!

Wadsworth: But that was your second husband you killed, wasn't it Mrs. White? What happened to your first? He dissapeared 'mysteriously' as well, am I correct?

Mrs. White: Well yes, but that was his job. He was an illusionist.

Wadsworth: But he never reappeared.

Mrs. White: Well, he wasn't a very good illusionist.

((XD that movie was funny. haha......))

okay, after bagpipes came in a made everyone sad during my grampa's viewing thing (i don't know what to call it. >.<), my cousins were trying to lighten the mood. It worked rather well.

Shawna: "It's as if bagpipes are saying this when they're playing: 'Take some depression! Hurt! Anger! Sadness! Crying! Hurt!'"

--later--

Michael: "There must be a secret agent in the back that calls people quietly that says, 'It's too joly in here. Bring in the bagpipes!'"

Allen: I DON'T GET IT!!!! I'll never understand women!
(episode 26, if I remember correctly)

And another one. My favorite DGM quote...
Cross: Allen, I want to see a lion. Bring me one.

XDXDXDXDXD

the result of that:



Ouran High School Host Club (Manga) Volume 4, Episode 15:
Hikaru & Kaoru (Alice A & B): Let's be bold and have Alice C taste for poison first. ♥
Tamaki (Alice C): Why me?! You always drag me in when things aren't going your way...
Hikaru (Alice A): Forget it. Be gracious. ♥
Kaoru (Alice B): Yeah!! After all, we recieved requests for milord to cross-dress too.
Tamaki (Alice C): Oh. Is that so? Someone requested that?
Hikaru & Kaoru (Alice A & B): *nods eagerly*


i thought that was too funny. XD

D.Gray-Man (chapter 174)
Possessed Howard Link: *gets stabbed by Allen's sword* What is this...?
Allen: It's a sword. You've just been stabbed.
Link: *screams* A sword... A sword... Stabbed?! *screams again*
Allen: *thinking* Just kidding! My sword can't harm humans, after all.
Link: *sobbing* It hurts! It hurts!
Allen: It doesn't hurt, really it doesn't! See, this sword doesn't work on humans...
Link: It's all your fault! You... murderer!
*Link is finally unpossessed*
Allen: Link? You're back to normal?
Link: Allen Walker...? ...What exactly is this? *looks at sword still sticking out of him*
Allen: Ah... *anime sweat drop*

The pictures that go with it are hysterical. Something about Link sobbing about getting stabbed makes me laugh.

http://www.onemanga.com/D.Gray-Man/174/015/
http://www.onemanga.com/D.Gray-Man/174/016/
http://www.onemanga.com/D.Gray-Man/174/017/

spoilers! but funny. XD i like Link........he's a ninja! XD ((yes, i believe you when you say he's a ninja.))

Okay, this anime doesn't have very many funny scenes, but i rather liked this one (i don't think i'm exact, but it's the basically how it went):

Blood+
*riku and kai walk around a spooky warehouse area of a dark ship or something...*
Riku: Kai...aren't you scared.
Kai: *looks back at riku and smiles.* Yeah, I'm so scared that I'm gonna wet my pants. *hops around as if he's wetting himself*

XDXDXD i found it funny........

(This is a true story)
My friend Vicki: Guess what, guys!
Me & my Brother: What?
Vicki: I found a song about me!
Us: Really? What song's that?
Vicki: *singing* Oh Vicki you're so so icky! Just the thought of being around you makes me oh so sicky!

Sesshomaru: Come, Jaken. *begins walking towards Mt. Hakkurei*

Jaken: ... He's going in there? ... That barrier is way to strong for me... *tears up and begins to wave furiously to Lord Sesshomaru* GOODBYE MY LORD! I HOPE YOU REACH YOUR GOAL! *get's hit with a rock* GAH!

Sesshomaru: *glaring* Come ON Jaken.

((I love that scene!))

Meg: You'll really go to the dance with me!

Brian: If I say no will you kill yourself?

Meg: Yes.

Brian: Well then that pretty much decides my answer!

Cross: The first shot was for hurting my friends. The other eight were for messing up my clothes.

(I laughed SO hard!)