Favorite Quotes

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Spongebob Squarepants and Final Fantasy X-2. The story should use getting sucked into the "real world" as a plot device!

...What's sad is I've seen fanfics like this...

O.O wow..........

okay...after dinner, my brother kept saying things like this in a Russian accent:
In Soviet Russia....
Words pronounces you.

In Soviet Russia...
Joke laughs at you.

In Soviet Russia...
Jokes aren't funny.

In Soviet Russia...
Scratch itches you.
Yes, this is true!

In Soviet Russia...
Dead animal poke you.
Oi.

In Soviet Russia...
I'm Jewish.

In Soviet Russia...
Paper beats scissors.
[Only on rare chances]

In Soviet Russia...
Cat is not fat.
Cat is enormous.

In Soviet Russia...
skdjftergh is a word.
Yes, this is true!

for whatever reason, it made my sister & i laugh hystarically.

One of my favorite parts from the joke D.Gray-Man Drinking Game Sora and I came up with...

"First and foremost: If you’re watching the dub, rob every liquor store in town. If you live in a small town, rob all towns in the immediate area. This is the only way it will be any good."

oh god......that's awesome! it's the truth!
aw man...if someone were to actually follow this game w/ liquor, they'd be dead. if it were possible, they'd die 3+ times. XD

In the first episode. XD

yeah...they wouldn't even make it to the 2nd episode.

I just read 184 for D.Gray-Man... XD

Link was yelling at Allen and Lenalee, so Allen shut the door in his face...

Link: "Very well. If you insist on shutting me out, then I have no choice. I will have to inform Supervisor Komui that you are alone in a sealed room with Lenalee Lee."

Allen: "I'M SORRY LINK!"

XDXDXD

so i was at band practice today and Sonny, the band's leader/conductor/2nd keyboardist/percussionist (yeah he does a lot), said this today in response to something i said about his tambourine and i thought it was funny because he's kinda old and theres an underlying message in it

Sonny: Yes, I like to shake my tambourine.

Alright, so at my Gramma McC's house today, and my two cousins Shawna & Stu, my two siblings Rebecca & Steve, and I were playing Egyptian Rat Screw (ERS). Well, our Gramma brought down a plate of cookies, so we were munching on them obviously.
Well...Steve's strange...and he was kinda, I don't know. Basically he was hyper. So when Shawna went to grab a cookie, she picked up the crust of a cookie. She gave it a weird look, and well, here:

Shawna: "...Why is there onlyl the crust of this cookie?"
Steve: "I thought if I didn't eat all of it I would have a friend."
Everyone except Steve: "...WHAT?!"

Oh god...I don't know why it was so funny...but it was!

Made me smile.

I was watching some dorky old cartoon and died laughing at a certain line:

"Those dorkwads'll never catch up to us. We could be riding an anorexic turtle for all it matters."

*takes quick break from french hw*
XD what was this from?

..."Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego" Me and my bro were bored, so we started watching it on Youtube. XD We used to be fans of the show a long time ago.

D.Gray-Man...

Marie: I think I've worked out why you and Kanda are at each other's necks so often... It's because you're so similar.
Allen: Wha?! You've got to be kidding! Don't put me together with a total idiot like him!
Marie: You're a total idiot as well.

kairi & i on the phone...

Kairi: What on earth did Roxas & Namine do in their spare time for all those months they were alone together?
Me: ...KAIRI!!!!!
Kairi: Wha--oh, Sora! I didn't mean it like that!
Me: Well it sure as hell sounded like it!!!

Two quotes I laughed at in the game Rhapsody...

Kururu: "If you lose this fight, you'll get Game Over and you'll have to watch this scene over again!"

and...

*searches barrels* "You found a mouse, but it won't help you through the game."

Mordred: You hid the sword.
Merlin: No, I hid the lake.

Random Guy: "If you pour alcohol on a scorpian, it'll stab itself in the head with it's tail until it dies. And if you make a ring of salt around one, it'll walk around in circles trying to find a way out, and it'll eventually die from starvation."
Chuck Huber: "...Scorpians are stupid."

Allen: I might be a little cursed, but I'm still a very fine human being!

my sister: "Why don't you remove yourself from the area?"

Mulan
Emperor: "The flower that blooms in adversity is the rarest blossom of all."
Shang: "Sir?"
Emperor: "You don't meet a girl like that every dynasty!"

Aladdin
Genie: I can't believe this. I'm losing to a rug.

(...I just watched it on TV the other day)

I was bored, so I was watching Mulan Fun Facts...

Fact: "It took over 5 years to complete. Possibly because the animators kept sneaking off to Walt Disney World."

This is a username I saw on Fanfiction.net...

"taste the rainbow eat crayons"