Favorite Quotes

D Grey Man

Kanda" Noah are immortal huh? Who came up with that BS?"

Misa: Two guys chained together is gross... this is what you're into? You were with Light at school too...

L: I'm not doing this because I want to.

Misa: But Light belongs to me... and if you're always together, then when am I supposed to go on date with light?

L:The dates will naturally be with the three of us.

Misa: You're saying we have to kiss in front of you?

L: I didn't say you have to do anything. But I will be watching.

Misa: Huh? What the hell? I knew it! You are a pervert!

L: Light-kun please shut Misa-san up.

Light: ...

I love that scene. XD

Or when L is like

" I never said there were only 4 words... Huh well that raises my suspicious of you up to 3%."

Or something like that, good stuff.

alright, work was seriously the best part of my day today...drew was being freakin' hilarious. XD i needed some cheering up.

Drew: "I'm the one with the loser crown."
Me: "No, I've had it my whole life."
Drew: "No, I've had it since the day I was born!"
Me: "Well, so have I!"
Drew: "That's not possible, since I'm older than you."
Me: "Oh yeah. Well, I stole the loser crown from you the second I was born. Besides, I deserve it."
Drew: "Aww, Sora. No you don't."
Me: "Well I think I do. So there. =P"


this kinda explains my quote. and for the record, he didn't give up there; i'm just stopping at that point.

Okay, this is a fanfiction me an Shim wrote, but I just think this is a very Lavi-like thing to do:

Lavi nodded and finished his toast. Still hungry, Lavi inched his hand stealthily towards Allen’s bacon. Allen smacked his hand, and Lavi hastily retreated.

((haha, nice.))

alright, this was on my way home last night with my dad, sister, and her friend.

*red light turns green*
Me: "You know, I was just thinking that that red light was really long. But that's probably because I'm dead-beat tired." *yawned*
Dad: "No, I was actually thinking the same thing. In fact, if I had a gun I would've shot it."
Me: "I--isn't that going a little too far?"
Dad: "I suppose."
*stop at another red light*
Me: "Okay...seriously, there aren't any cars coming...we could just go on by right now."
Dad: "Yeah, we could. But there's a cop car down at the bottom of the hill; which is why I couldn't shoot that light back there either."
Me: "R--right..."

it was kinda like a "O.O" moment...

(that's great! That's SO funny!)

((r--really? i found it kinda creepy, but i laughed about it shortly afterwards.))

Lupin III the abridged series

Lupin: we're enjoying the little aquatic exhibit, but why do you need a billion bucks?
mad scientist: I'm going to fulfill my dream!!! I'm going to buy....Sea World!!!
lupin: Sea world...seriously?
mad scientist: Shut the f*** up!!! no one understands me!! only my dolphins do

Allen (to Lavi): Why would I make fun of you when I can make fun of Kanda so much more easily?

my Dad: "I have my cellular telephone on if you wish to get a hold of me!"

he always says "cellular telephone". i think i got into the habit of saying "cellular phone" from him. XD

That's a good one.

Any character: "Oh what's the worst that could happen?"

(I always laugh when someone says ANYTHING like this, and they really do say things like that)

oh god, they do! XD

host club, episode 17 (dub!)
Hunny: "Kyo-chan isn't much of a morning person, huh?"
Mori: "You have no room to talk."
Hunny: "Hey, what does that mean?"

XDXDXD i love it!

from deathnote the abridged series ((or one of them)):

Light: Hey Shiori.

Shiori: Hi Light! (turns to Ryuk) Who's your cute friend?

Light: . . . I thought you said that people couldn't see you?!

Ryuk: Well . . . nobody ever talked to me, so I just assumed . . .

((I was laughing so hard.))

computer L : (Addressing the japanese police) You may stand, you are in the presence of L! . . . Watari, are they standing?

Watari: . . . yes sir.

L: Good! They may sit.

((haha))
((gomen ahead of time for this...))

This was at work today...I so regret telling Roger & Drew about the game...

Me: . . . and you have to admit to the world that you lost the game.
Drew: o.O I--I don't really get it...
Me: *sigh* What's not to get? You just tell people that you lost the game.
Drew: So...I'm currently losing the game, and so are you?
Me: Yes.
Drew: I see...

*few minutes later*

Drew: I lost the game.
Me: Dang it! I lost the game!

*few minutes later*

*phone rings*
Roger: *picks up* Hey, Karen, do you know about the game?
Drew: *looks at me*
Me: T_T Dang it!!!
Drew: Haha, you lost!
Me: I know I lost!!!
Roger: Hahaha! *goes back to talking on the phone*

Seriously...this went on for about 1 hour and a half...
At one point, I was messing with wires and stuff under the table, and Roger lifts up the tarp, talks to me, and while i wasn't really looking, he stuck a note on the inside of the tarp saying, "You just lost the game."
T_T
Tomorrow's gonna suck...

eh......my dad wanted me to post this before i forget, then he wants me off again. (and frankly, i'm with him, 'cause i feel just terrible. plus....i'm almost done with Inkheart! (i've been reading it all day...literally)))

My Dad: "Why is everyone against my toast?!"
...there's a story behind it...it was funny...plus, he's so tired from all his work he's slightly out of it. XD

KotJ: (Anything dealing with "Forte!")

(LONG story for those who don't get it)

I found this funny... My brother and I out of curiousity looked up "Yuri" on fanfiction.net for D.Gray-Man to see if any existed (none were read).

In the end, we found this description and laughed our asses off...

"It was a story about war. It was a story about horror and mankind. ...Then it hit the internet. It has become a story of lulz. A series of drabbles about the infamous lines that should have never come into existence. Now with glorious yuri flavor!"

haha, nice.

again......my dad:
"If you need me, you can reach me on my cellular telephone."

he says that whenever he leaves to go somewhere...it's not really funny to my siblings & i, but we just find it kinda amusing.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Teen Titans and Final Fantasy 8. The story should use car accidents as a plot device!"

There's a site called the "Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator" and this is what it spewed at me. The URL's http://kaction.com/badfanfiction/

haha.......i think i've been there before!

.......it's giving me terrible ideas......

I know...
I mean, Twilight and the Incredible Hulk, man!

o.O what?!

Oh...this was awhile ago, but this was at lunch with hanyou & plum.
Sora: "What am I supposed to do?!"
Hanyou: "You LIE! Lying is the best solution!!!"

...i rather not say what brought up the topic, but it was pretty damn funny when she said that. Plum, Hanyou, and I were laughing histarically.

wow.......i go in here a lot with some stuff my dad says. ^_^;;;

Mom: *calling out the window at Sanchez Kitty* "Goodbye, pretty pie!" *closes window*
Dad: "Wait! Open it again!"
*Mom opens window*
Dad: *shouting out to Sanchez* "You're obese!
. . .
Okay, you can close it now." *smiles & goes back to eating dinner*



oh god...i was laughing so hard...
Sanchez just stared at him with those big eyes...it was too funny...