Favorite Quotes

My brother: You're at the bottom of the food chain! You park on the street instead of in the driveway!
Me: But my car's prettier.

so while i was on the mission trip, there was a game at the house called "in a pickle" where you would lay down cards in sequence as to what something was inside of
ex: if you play the "pear tree" card ontop of the "partriage" card that meant that the partiage was nin the pear tree
the game gets really crazy, especially when you try BSing reasons as to why something was inside of something else so here were some of the quotes that went on duriong that game

Derick: So I'm a pirate right....
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Devin: So I'm a magician but I'm allergic to rabbits, soi there's a tuna in my top hat
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Nick: So the children walked into the closet....
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Me: so this puddle that devin's shoe is in happens to be in Austrailia...so a kagaroo comes along and so the shoe is in the kangaroo
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Derick: So this canable who stuffed his face with the student, is then eaten by another canabile. The sec ond canible makes the first canible into stuffing so the face is in the stuffing

This actually happened on my trip...

Seller: Okay, so that's 5 meals for 8 dollars... That costs... *tries to find calculator*
My mom: That's 40 dollars.
Seller: Wow, you must be a math teacher or sum'in.


Wow, South Carolinan education must be pretty lax...

I have a long list...LOL

FullMetal Alchemist:

"You would judge me?" Mugear asked
"No, judges do that, I just want to kick your ass!"

"If you two are all alone in the world, that means if your brother's doing something wrong, you're the only one who can stop him--even if you have to fight him/"

Legend Of Zelda: (Ocarina of time...I think, note: I entered link's name as "Zelda")

"This land is beautiful, which is why I want to save it, please, tell me your name." Zelda asked.
"..." (Link he doesn't speak)
"Hmmm....your name is Zelda? It sounds....familiar..." (I died XD)

Tales Of Symphonia: Knight Of Rattatosk:

"Hmm....it's time to figure out which one is Lloyd and which one is the imposter!" Zelos shouted.
"But how will we know? They look the same!" Emil answered worringly.
"Hmmm....what's the square root of 16??" Zelos asked.
"8" The Lloyd on the right answered.
"??? Since when does math have to do with plants???" The Lloyd on the left answered.
"Yup, my buds on the left!" (X3 only get this convo if you pick the imposter Lloyd at first)

Dragon Ball Z (Something) 2:

"But how will we beat him! He's super powerful!" (He has 3 bars of 5000hp)
"We just have to try!" Goku shouted, attacking the guy, (I can't remember who it was...)
The guys health goes to zero after one hit.
"0_0"

Lucky Star:

"I just have too many blonde moments..." Miyuki-san said sadly.
"Those aren't called blonde moments those are called mullet points!" Konata shouted.
"?" Miyuki-san looked at her strangely.
"Clumsy as Sexy."
"0_0"

Yotsuba:

"A fireworks show? One were we play with fireworks and people watch???!!!" Yotsuba shouted,
"No, we watch other people blow off fireworks..."
"Oh." ;-;

Death Note:

"You may have enough power to save the world, but you can't save it on your own." (L Change the worLd.)

Roxas Song:
"And that Axel guy I told you about, well frankly, he creeps me out."

Made me laugh SO hard.

Invader Zim:

Zim: There's only one thing I can do!
Gir: You gonna make biscuits? You gonna make biscuits? You gonna make biscuits!???
Zim: No Gir. Never. I will never make biscuits. I never want you to speak of them again.
Gir: 0_0

Crisis Core:

Cloud: Oh no! It's Zack's trademark grin! Look away! Look away it'll burn you!

Did he really say that...?

Homer Simpson: D'oh!

Words of wisdom, right there:

Computer: Press any key to continue.
Homer: Which one's the "any" key"?

Yeah....it was really funny. He was just messing with him when they first met, on the way to Nibelheim. He heard a lot from our lil first class!

Malon: Hiya Fairy Boy! You're from the forest right!? You're green!

Pokemon the Movie 2000:

Slowking: I could use pants...

(Best line in the whole movie in my opinion)

Alice Academy:

"He says your ears are fun and squishy to pull" ((Mind Reader kid reading Natsume's mind))

Curtasy of The Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator:

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Cowboy Bebop and Final Fantasy X-2. The story should use someone opening a gate to Hell as a plot device."

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining The Fairly Oddparents and Bill Nye the Science Guy. The story should use a seemingly routine day as a plot device!"

I like the second best. XD

I gots good ones!

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Flapjack and Bioshock. The story should use legalizing gay marriage as a plot device!"

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining the Lion King and the Diary of Anne Frank. The story should use terrorism as a plot device!"

Man vs. Food

"It tastes like burning."

XD

From Howl's Moving Castle...

Calcifer: Here's another curse for you: may all your bacon burn.

And later...

Howl: *looks at symbol burned into table* You who swallowed a fallen star, oh heartless man, your heart shall soon belong to me. ...That can't be good for the table.

And the best one...

Howl: I see know point in living if I can't be beautiful...

Tales Of Symphonia: Dawn Of The New World:

Sebastion: Sir Bud has kidnapped Lady Seles!
Zelos: Oh....Lloyd.
Marta and Emil: Why do you call him Sir Bud?
Zelos: Because he's my bud!
Marta and Emil: ...

.hack//4Koma

Atoli: PKing is so wrong. We should all just get along. Peace! Love! Harmony!
Haseo: You know, I'm really worried about Shino. But right now, I'm more worried about her.
Atoli: *skipping in background* Come on, guys! Don't fight.

Tales Of Symphonia: Dawn Of The New World

Richter: You don't need to say unnessary apologys.
Emil: I...I'm sorry.
Richter: What did I just tell you!?
Emil: I'm so-...I mean....oh....
Richter: ... D<
Emil: I'm sorry.....
Richter: ...

I'm posting a Youtube video because it's better if you hear it.