Favorite Quotes

Another one I like...

Lenalee: He’s going to figure it out if you keep this up.
Kanda: Che. If you say a word, I’ll cut off what little hair you have.
Lenalee: My clipboard will defend me.

Or another Kanda...

Kanda: Three can keep a secret if the other two are dead.

Just some my cousin says while playing ERS...

Shawna: I'm gon' win!


....it cracks me up, especially when she uses a southern accient. XD

Okay, this sign made me laugh like nuts... Tell me if YOU would buy the product mentioned.

Hibiki's magic:

Melon Bread!
Big and delicious!

Cost: Life
(Just a little bit--you won't die.)

my boss Roger does this from time to time ((i'm just gonna use my screen name instead of real name though)):

Me: Hey, I'm not gonna be here on Thursday.
Roger: Alright, just be sure to write it on the calender--
Me: All ready did.
Roger: ........ Sora just told me to shut up.
Me: No I didn't!

XDXDXD

I went to a movie yesterday and heard this:

Jack: How do you say that you like someone in Dutch?
Michiel: Klootzak.
Jack: ... Your sister is a real klootsack.

Klootzak is somewhat the Dutch word for assh*le. And yes, this was a Dutch movie about a very famous book here called Oorlogswinter. It's about the WWII.

A Christmas card my friend gave me: *at the end* And no, I didn't forget your Birthday.

Oh, and then there's my other friend...
Friend: *walks into math today* HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! See? I didn't forget.

me: come on chloe! time for bed.

my dog: *barks happily, and then jumps, attempting to land on the bed and promptly smashes into the side*

my mother: ...

me: *snicker*

my mother: Don't laugh at her! She just . . . miscalculated!

XD man, that was hilarious. chloe looked so pitiful, I felt so bad for laughing at her.

[after i take the remote]

mom: You better give me that remote! Since you're not getting anything for christmas... well, you'll really be getting nothing for christmas!

me: what? You have nothing to threaten me with!

mom: I'll take that thing out of there! *points to an empty stocking* er, where did it go?

me: ...

mom: ah! pulls a card out of the stocking

me: .... a card?

*all is quiet*

mom: ........ you don't know what's in that card!


XD another, 'you had to be there' thing.

my sister when she was just learning how to talk: Well look who's here!

XDXDXD

((story behind that is my gramma & pap took my sister to a restaurant (SP?!) for the first time when she was just learning how to talk and such. well, they were seated by the door, and she was able to see people walking in and such. so apparently, my sister thought that my gramma & pap knew everyone coming in, so she would say (in a high-pitched tone), "Well look who's here!"

that story cracks me up every time. ))

hah! I remember when you told me about that.

ah, family. ^_^

My Mom: It's like the lion having a thorn in it's paw and instead of pulling it out, the mouse gives him a high five instead.

My brother: *upon seeing the post count of this site* It's over 9,000!

My little sis' when we were talking about Tyki Mikk from D.Gray-man: "I like Skitty ! He's so cool !"
Me: "...it's Tyki..."

*twitch twitch*....skitty? how the hell do you get skitty out of tyki?

Actually, I don't really know... But I think it was because of the anime Pokemon my little sis has watched earlier, before our conversation... u.u *sigh*

That's pretty good.
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My friend: A classic is a book everyone's talked about but no one's willingly read.

This happened to me over the weekend...

Mom: Plum! Come here! Quick, It's an emergency...

Me: *dies nearly trying to get down the stairs in a hurry. Walks into TV room to see her sitting on the couch* What?

Mom: Can you get me a cookie?

xD My classic mother.

And I love that quote Sailor. It's SO true. xD

dude...i totally pulled a kyoya on kairi...last week was it? it was epic! kairi, correct me if you think i got anything wrong.
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Kairi: I don't think I'm going to con... I don't have enough money to go.
Me: I can always give you some money to use.
Kairi: Oh...I'll feel bad if you did tha--
Me: You'll have to pay me back though.
Kairi: oh--! *stab*
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i realized like right after i said it that i just pulled a kyoya. i felt powerful. XD

Powerpuff Girls...

Professor: Fly, fly, fly, fly, fly. Pow. Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.

This is from a fanfic I'm reading (that I can guarantee no one here would like).

Allen: From what I’ve seen Kanda excels at being a silent lump of humanity who’s hardly worth feeding, let alone socializing with.

Ha ! It's seems oddly familiar to me... maybe it's from one of the yullen fanfics I've read today...

okay...my co-worker sam was trying to take a laptop apart, right? well, she was having trouble getting something.

Sam: "Does anyone have a magnet?"

XDXDXDXD

she was dead serious too!

***for those that don't know: magnets + computer = screwed up computer***

(@ Junoan--Nah, it's from a LavixKanda fic, actually.)